Hey guys!! It's just so damn cold!! It's 8 degrees Celsius or about 46 Fahrenheit and raining. I guess that's not so cold for some of you guys but it is here, especially because it was a sudden drop. I can't wait to get home and cuddle my little space heater. My knees, feet, nose, … Continue reading The incontinent mailman and the crazy taxi driver. Oh, and it’s cold!
I saw this lovely post on Brooke Jade's blog 100 Questions Tag and just loved it!! It was so nice reading about her. I miss this kind of post so I asked if I might be tagged and do it and she kindle said "yes"!! Thank you for the inspiration, dear!! 1.) What’s your favorite season? Fall. … Continue reading 100 Questions Tag – Borrowed from Brooke Jade!!
Student 1 to student 2: Teacher is pretty mad. And she's right. (Thank you, kid. You try your best to make me mad and then feel bad about it) Student 1: I have some lump on the left side of my throat. Student 2: Of course you do, everyone does. They're called tonsils. Student 1: … Continue reading Student Wisdom #7
Student: How do Muslims know they are facing Mecca while praying? Me: Well, they know. You know you have North, South, East... Student: So for them is like North, South, Mecca? Me: .... Student 1: You look pretty because you have blush on. Me: Well, thank you. Student: Hahaha she's saying you're ugly when you … Continue reading Student Wisdom #6
Student 1: Did you go to college? Me: Sure. Student 1: Where do you live? Me: I live in (x) Student 1: How old are you? Me: I'm 25. Student 2: ( sarcastically) Are you also gonna ask her for her address, floor, who does she live with, etc? Student 1: ... Me: ... Me: … Continue reading Student Wisdom #5
Student 1: Teacher, what language is this? Me: I have no idea... It looks like Finnish or Norwegian or something like that. Student 2: Norwegian. Such a beautiful language. I would love to know it. Me: Really, where did you hear it? Student 2: I haven't. Student 1: Were you forced to marry Rui? … Continue reading Student Wisdom #4
Tell me a joke!!
Hello dearest WordPress population and fellow blogging neighbors and friends!! I'm alive!! I have been busy as you can probably tell by my absence. I thought I would take the time to update you on whatever I'm doing these days: Health: I have actually missed work today because I'm dealing with a nasty cold since … Continue reading Life Update – Work, Health, Reading, Watching, Doing, Going
What is your most embarrassing story? What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Teacher: When do we use present continuous? Student: When we need it. Teacher: ..... Student is at a smaller table, next to a bigger table where his colleagues are seated. Student: I don't like sitting here. Teacher: Why? Student: I feel like I'm not seated at their table. Teacher: Well, that's because you are not … Continue reading Student Wisdom #2