Student Wisdom #8 + Bonus

Me: So, do you read?

Student: I do, I read a lot.

Me: That’s really great.

Student: Yeah, on Twitter. Some really big texts sometimes.

Me: …

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Student 1: Logan Paul showed this picture of a man who had killed himself on YouTube and now he’s in trouble.

Me: That was a very bad thing to do.

Student 2: Why? the guy was already dead.

Student 1: Duh… Someone might think he had killed the guy himself.

Me: …

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Me: Eating sugar is really bad for you.

Student: I don’t eat sugar.

Me: Of course you do.

Student: I don’t eat sugar packs.

Me: I know. But there’s sugar in food.

Student: Nah…

Me: Do you eat cereal?

Student: No.

Me: Well, what do you eat?

Student: Food.

Me: …

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Student: Teacher, I asked x to kiss me and he kissed me on the cheek.

Me: Okay…

Student: Then I asked him to kiss me somewhere else and he kissed my other cheek.

Me: …

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Bonus:

Old lady in the locker room, talking to another old lady:

– Well, at least you can still get dressed while standing up.

–  That’s because I can’t bend my knee.

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