Funny / Quizz / Readers Question of the day #13 September 27, 2017September 27, 2017 Cheila9 Comments Tell me a joke!! Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading...
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This question has had me thinking ever since I read it, how many ever HOURS ago that was. The question keeps playing like a sound track, and I am most surprised that I can’t think of a single joke, WHAT?? I mean, I can think of a few but none that are funny, you know? There is one, the only one I tell that people ever laugh at anyway. But I don’t know if it is appropriate :):)
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Honey, it’s me!! Everything is appropriate
Ok you asked for it :):)
So, the teacher always teaches the kids a new word each day, the definitions, and then she’ll have the children use the words in a sentence. Todays word is definitely. She explains that it means something that is without a doubt, it is always that way. Now she asked the kids to make sentences. Little Johnny is wiggling in his seat, “oh me, me!” The teacher thinks to herself, I can’t call on him. He is always cutting up, he will disrupt the class right off, so she calls on another student. “Sally, can you make a sentence with definitely?”
Sally, “The sky is definitely blue”
Teacher, “that’s good Sally, but lets talk about that. What happens at night or when there is a storm
Sally: “well, the sky will turn grey or black”
Teacher: “that’s’ right Sally so the sky isn’t definitely blue, all the time”
Little Johnny is still hand up, fidgeting in his seat, “me, me, me!”
Teacher: “Billy can you make a sentence with definitely?” because she DID NOT want to call on Johnny.
Billy: “The grass is definitely green”
Teacher: “That’s good Billy but what happens in the winter?”
Billy: ” the grass dies and turns brown”
Teacher: “that’s right so the grass isn’t definitely green, not all the time.
Finally the teacher has run out of students, she has to call on Johnny.
Teacher: “Johnny, can you make a sentence with definitely?”
Johnny: “Do farts have lumps?
Johnny: “well, then I have definitely pooped my pants”
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Hahahaha never trust a fart. Life lesson
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hahaha 😉 exactly
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
… Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Phew you had break from questions at same time I breaked from reading blogs, writing blogs, looking at fb … so caught up quick! It is 2.50am though and can not sleep or think of a joke.
What room has no walls? A mushroom!