Good afternoon, my people!
Prepare to laugh.
I think I’ve caught a stomach bug. Oh yeah. I’ve been feeling like food is just sitting on my stomach, feeling pain and discomfort, having diarrhea and just burping away since Saturday.
I have no idea why I’ve been sick 3 times with 3 different things in less than 2 weeks but I have a few theories:
- I’m going crazy (highly likely)
- My immune system is telling me to fluck off
- My body is behaving like one of those kids who say they have a tummy ache so they don’t have to go to school
- Stress is causing my body to react like this.
Now, 4 would seem like a reasonable explanation, except I’m not under any particular stress. I’ve been under stress before and it causes my body to ache, my anxiety to spike, but I don’t get sick over it. Besides, I’m at home, feeling calm and relaxed.
So, WTF is wrong with me.
I’m sure I’m going crazy.
Thank you for reading.
I’ll leave you with a photo dump for further entertainment: